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The Sorting Hat couldn't decide so I decided for him and went into Gryffindor but my heart wanted Ravenclaw but in reality, my loyalty lied within Slytherin. Defected to Slytherin officially 6th year.



I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you

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ancient proverb, displaying an enormous amount of love and tolerance (via middle-earth-and-westeros)

*Correction, “I’d marathon Lord of the Rings EXTENDED VERSION with you.”

(via asphyxion)

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

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princessmeldrops:

So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
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theotherally:

my lesbian powers are stronger than ever fear me

This isn’t even my final gay.

bioticbootyshaker:

drtanner:

missmokushiroku:

thegamingmuse:

all-four-cheekbones:

n-o-r-m-a-n-d-y:

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"

"why is all this ammo here"

"where did all the enemies go"

"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it." 

"The music stopped suddenly."

"No, there it is."

"….That’s an awful lot of bass."

*completely ignores the ominous music and barges in*

(Source: missromanovs)

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strawberro:

hold on i gotta blow the dust off my VCR

What even?

ofelrond:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘leftenant’ instead 

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super-high-school-level-failure:

wow i cant believe no one is talking about this game

Bonus Content includes Batman….. I AM SOLD!

annabelleisapeach:

A crate containing 28,000 rubber ducks was lost at sea in 1992.

Scientists have been tracking them for years, subsequently learning a metric shit ton about the tides and currents of earth’s oceans. (source)

This is what their path looks like:
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THAT is the function of a rubber duck, Mr. Weasley.

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seriouslyamerica:

Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.

So THAT’S why Fred died.
tenofswords618:

givemeinternet:

This is a theater stage for a play

no thats a boss battle

totallyawesomeoccasionally:

theletterwsarseflap:

firecr0tch:

looz-y:

firecr0tch:

looz-y:

if you look up olaf you either get the snowman or the one who’s trying to kill three orphans for money

or both

http://31.media.tumblr.com/ecb9efae410940e5dee9e173a7fbd075/tumblr_mypjz9Y00J1roj9r0o1_1280.png

fuKCING CHRISYYTS

*whispers* do you wanna kill an orphan

OH MY GOD

*breathes intensely* “It doesn’t have to be an orphan.”

(via arewehumanafterall)

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ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

(Source: dissolvorays)

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jrbsfx:

What is love? By Grooooovy