nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"
"why is all this ammo here"
"where did all the enemies go"
"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly."
"No, there it is."
"….That’s an awful lot of bass."
*completely ignores the ominous music and barges in*
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘leftenant’ instead
A crate containing 28,000 rubber ducks was lost at sea in 1992.
Scientists have been tracking them for years, subsequently learning a metric shit ton about the tides and currents of earth’s oceans. (source)
This is what their path looks like:
THAT is the function of a rubber duck, Mr. Weasley.
if you look up olaf you either get the snowman or the one who’s trying to kill three orphans for money
*whispers* do you wanna kill an orphan
OH MY GOD
*breathes intensely* “It doesn’t have to be an orphan.”
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore